Did you know that in Italian you can add the suffix "-astro/a" to make a noun pejorative? So "il poetastro" means "the shitty poet". I tell you this because you can possibly add "astra" to every noun in my life it will fit. Not in a Emo teenage WOE IS MY LIFE way, but in a lulzy 20-something child way.
I can now be accurately described as a 20-something but I seem to have missed the express train to Adulthood. Instead I am riding the locals and enjoying the view.